Sorry about this – Alex has got me started and now I can’t stop…
Ever heard tell of the Princess
With twenty mattresses, no less?
She couldn’t get to sleep, you see
Because of that annoying pea.
She tossed and turned all through the night
Now to the left, now to the right.
She counted sheep, to no avail –
That pea was harder than chain mail.
Young ladies, if you’d like a tip
On why that Princess got no kip,
It’s simple, the poor girl, I fear
Was quite bereft of Frugi gear.
Does your skin itch, or chafe, or burn?
Your clothes bring on a funny turn?
Does mother try to cram you in
To things that hurt your gentle skin?
You really should try out this stuff –
It’s soft as silk, and twice as tough.
These lovely clothes will set you free
From the discomfort of that pea.
Frugi wear was made for this –
To bring princesses lasting bliss.
Posted by Zoe R Frugi Customer, Crusader and poet