Just because my wife and our Henri have been swooning all week about meeting Colin Firth at the Observer Ethical awards tonight, doesn’t mean that I’m jealous.

I too forget to shave, don’t comb my hair and wander around looking dischevelled most of the time. We’re very similar really.

However, I don’t seem to have the same swoonability. I don’t understand. Women eh!

Kurt

P.S. (And I’m not called Colin – I mean – really!)

He looks like Justin Currie from Del Amitri